jimmyspookyurine:

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

come on guys, i worked the best pun of my life in at the end

internetexplorers:

codehsayshi:

internetexplorers:

god bless push up bras

God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.

anger

r0sieelisabeth:

r0sieelisabeth:

Are girls getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay?

i’m getting more gay

Go after her. Fuck, don’t sit there and wait for her to call, go after her because that’s what you should do if you love someone, don’t wait for them to give you a sign ‘cause it might never come, don’t let people happen to you, don’t let me happen to you, or her, she’s not a fucking television show or tornado. There are people I might have loved had they gotten on the airplane or run down the street after me or called me up drunk at four in the morning because they need to tell me right now and because they cannot regret this and I always thought I’d be the only one doing crazy things for people who would never give enough of a fuck to do it back or to act like idiots or be entirely vulnerable and honest and making someone fall in love with you is easy and flying 3000 miles on four days notice because you can’t just sit there and do nothing and breathe into telephones is not everyone’s idea of love but it is the way I can recognize it because that is what I do. Go scream it and be with her in meaningful ways because that is beautiful and that is generous and that is what loving someone is, that is raw and that is unguarded, and that is all that is worth anything, really.
Harvey Milk  (via hay-girl-hay-lesbifriends)
ssjdebusk:

im-an-angel-y0u-ass:

Just a reminder that this is an actual supernatural line.

Reminder that this episode is two episodes before Dean dies and goes to hell and Cas literally reaches through the the veil of death and saves the day. 

ssjdebusk:

im-an-angel-y0u-ass:

Just a reminder that this is an actual supernatural line.

Reminder that this episode is two episodes before Dean dies and goes to hell and Cas literally reaches through the the veil of death and saves the day. 

911: what is your emergency
me: straight people keep giving me their opinions
androgyyni:

It’d be so nice for you to do this even after being together for so long.

androgyyni:

It’d be so nice for you to do this even after being together for so long.

jellyworld:

excuse me. in honor of heterosexual awareness month i would like to tell you that there are Heterosexuals. theyre out there. did you know that. there are hetero sexual people living in this world, some people pursue relationships with the opposite sex. were you aware of that. theres probably like 3 heterosexuals out there right now. bless their brave little hearts

foreveralone-lyguy:

swiggity swather

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